I live in a town that if something happens, everyone knows about it.

If someone kisses someone new, someone knows about it.

If you fight with a friend... You are either the one that EVERYONE feels sorry for, or the one that everyone hates.

I met a tourist who came into the shop I work at, and she said my town reminds her of Stars Hollow from Gilmore Girls.

I fucking wish.

Everyone in Gilmore Girls loves eachother.

Sometimes it seems everyone here hates eachother.

Actually, they do.